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my poems pay taxes; my taxes buy weapons; my weapons kill poets
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01 i write in the language of killers / 02 lonely settler at the end of the world remembers snacks / 03 the similarities between two old professions / 04 the shop that i am in / 05 bring the house down / 06 spooky season in America / 07 the lifeguard's surfboard is trying / 08 dogs are not allowed inside the national park / 09 all my eco poems are so boring / 10 dinner for two / 11 the absence of a McChicken / 12 snapshot of New York on the 4th of November 2024 / 13 snapshot of Melbourne, the night after the death of the Queen / 14 i hate abecedarians / 15 dark matter / 16 a list poem but i have forgotten how numbers work / 17 everything is poetry, except poems, which are annoying / 18 no more prayer. i want to fight God / 19 how do you win a poetry slam

How do you laugh and hope in a world full of killing? The second album from award-winning comedian and poet Josh Cake dances on the border between laughter and grief. From Halloween decorations in New York to pharmacy signs in Casablanca, Cake mourns friends and strangers across four continents while raucously satirising money and power. From an American election to the death of Queen Elizabeth II, from climate collapse to genocide in Palestine, this collection connects today’s historical events with a razor-sharp focus on Cake’s own complicity as a working artist in the military-industrial complex: “success in poetry means funding drone strikes”. This album takes the quiet violence of everyday life and makes it loud, hilarious, and haunting.

☆☆☆☆☆ “a stunningly intelligent performer … bold, absurd, and committed” Red Kangaroo

☆☆☆☆☆ “Josh Cake weaves simple, universally recognisable objects into extraordinarily beautiful metaphors for the human condition” The Recruiting Officer

☆☆☆☆☆ “moves from a masterful display of meticulously timed hilarity to metaphors that bypass the brain and land straight in your tear glands” The Bullock

☆☆☆☆☆ “virtuosic in his comedic intelligence, his musical dexterity, and his control of an audience ... inspiring and sincere” The Weekly Beckett

Winner: Most Impactful Poet, 2024 and 2025 (Australian Enterprise Awards)

Winner: Poet of the Year 2025 (Livewire Global Awards)

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01 ode to the clearing / 02 welcome to this thing to be forgotten / 03 how am i doing for time / 04 some people feel things all the time / 05 the first building we closed to rising sea levels / 06 the ashes / 07 getting used to it / 08 processed the fires, very chill about the pandemic / 09 at the supermarket, a real man / 10 a tiny bit of hope / 11 when can kids be trusted with boiling water / 12 good places to grieve / 13 did my friend die for nothing / 14 a boring city worker meets two artists / 15 i am tired of being pizza / 16 i'd rather die screaming / 17 jacarandas are good punctuation / 18 i write about hope

From observing masculinity at the supermarket to inhaling ash as fires sweep Australia, Cake finds the funny and the heart-breaking in this debut collection pulsing with wit, rage, and youthful delight. From “I will be soup” to “if we’re going to die, I’d rather die screaming”, you’ll find lines from this album tattooed on poetry fans around the world.

Physical CDs of this award-winning debut from Josh Cake sold out twice. It is now only available for digital download.

LIVE SHOWS

 

SHOWS IN SCOTLAND

15 JUNE: Poetry

Hidden Door Festival

📍Edinburgh, Scotland

24 JULY: Music

Josh Cake’s Dancefloor Piano Bar @Brewhemia

📍Edinburgh, Scotland

3 AUGUST: Music

Josh Cake’s Dancefloor Piano Bar @Brewhemia

📍Edinburgh, Scotland

10 AUGUST: Music

Josh Cake’s Dancefloor Piano Bar @Brewhemia

📍Edinburgh, Scotland

17 AUGUST: Music

Josh Cake’s Dancefloor Piano Bar @Brewhemia

📍Edinburgh, Scotland

24 AUGUST: Music

Josh Cake’s Dancefloor Piano Bar @Brewhemia

📍Edinburgh, Scotland

TOUR DATES

16 JUNE: Poetry

Spoken Word Paris

📍Paris, France

27 JUNE, 29 JUNE: Poetry

Glastonbury Festival

📍Glastonbury, England

10 JULY: Poetry

Berlin Spoken Word

📍Berlin, Germany

16 JULY: Poetry

AvAWord

📍London, England

 

WANT ME TO WRITE FOR YOU?

I WRITE MUSIC, COMEDY, AND POETRY.

IT IS RECOMMENDED TO BOOK COMMISSIONS IN ADVANCE TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT.

I’ve won a lot of awards and 5-star reviews. I can make people laugh and cry (some of the reviews get into this in great detail).

Things I have written for other people include:

  • soundtracks for films, video games, spoken word albums, and theatre productions

  • keys, guitar, singing, and rap recordings for musicians

  • music and lyrics for comedians, cabaret performers, playwrights, historians, and art galleries

  • poems for radio, stage, books, journals, and gallery installations

  • scripts for stage, film, and online content

  • essays and articles on sport, climate change, politics, and showering

No matter what your project is, if you think you might like some music, comedy, or poetry for it, let me know. Feel free to be as detailed as you like - nothing is weird to me any more.

 

RECENT CONTENT

Peseroff Prize

My poem ‘i am tired of being pizza’ was the first Australian work to win the Peseroff Prize. It’s published in Breakwater Review. The judge Chen Chen notes: “I love the way this poem explores mixed race identity … pointing out how race has been problematically constructed as something quantifiable … fantastic humor and playfulness.”

Monash Spoken Word

James WF Roberts interviews me on his podcast. I think he wants me to talk about poetry but I get distracted. I do read some poems though, when he reminds me.

The Ashes

My poem “The Ashes” was published in Teesta Review 4.1, edited by Emilie Collyer.

You Don’t Need Facebook

Quick opinion article on Facebook’s news ban for Australia. I explain why Facebook has nothing to do with news, how to get your news without it, and why this might be a really good thing for Australia.

22 One-Line Poems by Amanda Anastasi

These one line poems are ideal online poems - striking, digestible, addictive. Amanda Anastasi writes on the 2019-2020 Australian bushfire crisis as well as weaving futuristic visions based on climate science. We made this video over the past year - I support her writing with Vivaldi's Summer in an urgent, bleak piano arrangement. Commissioned by the Monash Climate Change Communication Research Hub.

Cordite Poetry Review - Issue 100

My poem “i am forever guilty of whiteface” was published in Cordite Issue 100, among 50 poems responding to the theme of “brownface”.

This winter, I wrote music for Vironika Wilde’s spoken word album, out now on all streaming services. It's intricate, thoughtful poetry, with a narrative arc that soars and crashes through the highs and lows of romance, and powers beyond this to question the journey itself. As she puts it, "Bring a box of tissues and get ready to reevaluate the meaning of a happy ending.⁣"

Messages From The Embers

This anthology brings together 118 poetic voices and visions into 138 poems that detail and articulate the devastating 2019–2020 bushfire crisis.


I'm honoured to share the page with a heap of illustrious Aussie poets in this historic collection. All profits go to BlazeAid.

 
 

WANT ME TO PERFORM FOR YOU?

i perform music, comedy, and poetry.

I’ve performed thousands of live shows around Australia, Europe, and the US, including:

  • singalong piano bars (yes, I take requests)

  • concerts (solo, or with some of my talented friends)

  • weddings, funerals, public and private parties

  • stand-up comedy, musical comedy, sketch comedy, and improv

  • spoken word/poetry

  • hosting everything from trivia nights, academic awards, and corporate functions to festival events and charity fundraisers

  • presenting live TV, radio, and online shows

  • theatre and cabaret (yes, I do consulting too)

  • crossovers with sport (happy to play cricket, netball, rugby etc with a live mic)

No matter what your show is, if you’d like to have me there, let me know. Feel free to be as detailed as you like - nothing is weird to me any more.


THROWBACK FEATURE OF THE MONTH:
3CR SPOKEN WORD

Tune in to Spoken Word on 3CR to hear Josh Cake in conversation with Carmen Main. Featuring a selection of Josh’s poems, as well as strong opinions on poetry.

Josh Cake ABC Radio National
 

AWARDS

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An amazing guitarist, a hilarious comedian, and a gorgeous feminist ... I think we’ve all fallen a little bit in love with Josh Cake.”
— Emily Ruck-Keene, Paris Lit Up
Delicious and hilarious”
— Time Out Melbourne
Josh Cake demonstrates a range as a songwriter that may never have been heard before.
— The Bullock
As a performer, he is virtuosic in his comedic intelligence, his musical dexterity, and his control of an audience. As a man, he is a tirelessly outspoken feminist ally.”
— Claudia Belli, The Weekly Beckett
a stunningly intelligent performer ... extraordinary awareness of his audience
— Red Kangaroo
Josh Cake sets a new standard for cabaret ... Not only does Cake move his audience to laughter and tears repeatedly in the same show, but he even achieves both within the same song ... Cake weaves simple, universally recognisable objects into extraordinarily beautiful metaphors for the human condition.
— The Recruiting Officer

Poetry. Comedy. Music. Death (eventually).

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Josh has won the Peseroff Poetry Prize from the University of Massachusetts, was named the Most Impactful Poet by the Australian Enterprise Awards in both 2024 and 2025, and was named Poet of the Year 2025 by the Livewire Global Awards.

Josh’s poetry publications include Breakwater ReviewTeesta ReviewParis Lit UpThe Anti-Misogyny Club, and Cordite. Josh has performed at several major festivals, including Edinburgh Fringe, Adelaide Fringe, Sonic Poetry Festival, and the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

Over the past year, Josh has performed poetry features in Paris, Berlin, Warsaw, Brussels, London, Edinburgh, Perth, Adelaide, Melbourne, and New York. Josh teaches poetry and performance around the world, from universities and literary organisations to festival workshops.

 With distinct rhythms and hilarious observations, Josh presents a captivating and unique performance style. His writing covers a broad emotional spectrum, often evoking laughter and tears within the same piece. Josh explores topics such as:

·       climate change and greed-driven capitalism

·       war and the relation of everyday people to the military–industrial complex

·       emotions in the digital world

·       food as a meeting place, a cultural sharing point, and a metaphor for resistance

·       mourning, witness, and remembrance: keeping records of people and their stories

·       masculinity in both the grotesque and tender

·       the joys and pitfalls of navigating the world as a person of colour

 Josh is also an award-winning musician and comedian, and is always in search of a treat.

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info@joshcake.com